I thought that the Roomba was technologically advanced, but after reading this article about the many and various robots that Japan creates and uses, I realized the Roomba is basically just child’s play. According to the article, which I found on CNN’s website, there were 370,000 robots working in Japanese factories in 2005 which accounted for 40% of the global total. But it doesn’t stop there. The robots being created in Japan today are not just worker bees; they’re not just some mechanical thing with wires and metal pieces sticking out everywhere. The robots being used and created today are being used- among other things- to comfort the lonely (a furry seal robot. Don’t even get me started. I’m pretty sure I’d be creeped out by a furry seal robot, not comforted), to act as receptionists/guides in hospitals and some even spoon feed the elderly (again, I’m creeped out). However, the most truly sci-fi-licious part of the article described the creation of a rubbery humanoid robot in the lab of a Tokyo University. The robot, which looks slightly like an over-sized melted barbie or ken doll, has been programmed to respond to certain words with 6 different emotions: anger, fear, sadness, disgust, happiness and surprise. (Ok, now I’m totally creeped out)
There is something utterly uncomfortable to me about the notion of a robot imbued with human-like qualities. On one hand, it feels fake and phony. There is no way that a machine will ever be able to replicate human emotions or respond to situations as a human. But on the other hand, what if. I mean, what if the robots could in fact be programmed to “learn” our emotions? Wouldn’t that reduce whatever it means to be human to something manufactured? I for one do not care to learn if this is possible. Ignorance is bliss. I like my robots vacuuming my floor, where I can step on them if necessary.


